It was announced today that Tom Selleck, he of Hawaiian shirt and bush mustache, will be joining the “cast” of the nine thousandth season of Dancing With The Stars. This news astounds us on two separate levels. First, the genius behind these schlock reality shows that know how desperately we little people want nothing more than to see fallen stars humiliate themselves week after week. And secondly, the sheer desperation these celebrities reek of. How much more money do you need, Tom Selleck? Huh, how much? Is this really what you want to do, a shimmy-sequined samba with country-crossover Julianne Hough? Aren’t you a Republican? Don’t you like guns? Just saying…
This entry was posted on August 8, 2008 at 7:42 am and is filed under Creative Casting with tags Dancing With The Stars, desperate, DWTS, gay, Hawaii, Julianne Hough, lame, Magnum, P.I., reality TV, sequin, Tom Selleck. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed
You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
August 17, 2008 at 4:28 am
Your blog is interesting!
Keep up the good work!